Armand M. Pacher, a 64-year-old Aventura man was jailed after he allegedly had sex with Christie Brinkley. No, not the Christie Brinkley, the model. Christie Brinkley, his dog.
According to the Miami Police Department, the allegations came to light when Pacher called his veterinarian in Gainsville to re-schedule eye surgery for his 2-and-a-half year old Great Dane. During the call, Pacher reportedly discussed having sex with his dog. The employee he was talking to immediately called police.
Investigators say Pacher's veterinarian also contacted authorities on suspicion of sexual abuse. Pacher denies the allegations and states that it was all a joke.
Pacher was charged with third-degree felony animal cruelty. If convicted, he could face up to five years in prison.